Keto The Kingdom

The typical list of the best Disney snacks reads like a ketoer’s nightmare: Dole Whip (colorful, frozen, fruity sugar), popcorn (starch in a keepsake bucket), churros (sugary, unshaped dough), Mickey Pretzel (salty, shaped dough), Mickey Premium Bar (frozen, chocolaty sugar), Candied Bacon Skewer with Chips…wait, BACON??? You read that right: bacon.  I came across this little gem at Westward Ho Refreshments (across from Country Bear Jamboree) in Frontierland en route from my Haunted Mansion FP+ to my Pirates of the…

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I’d be lying if I said I’m as excited as anyone about the opening of Toy Story Land in DHS in about two weeks. Don’t get me wrong, I’m in favor of almost any new developments in the parks, but it’s going to take more than a kiddie roller coaster (Slinky Dog Dash) and some ASS (Alien Swirling Saucers) to generate enthusiasm on my part. Unfortunately, for a ketoer like me, that something extra isn’t to be found in the…

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